GIRL:"SLOW DOWN. IM SCARED."

GUY: " NO, THIS IS FUN."

GIRL:"NO, ITS NOT. PLEASE, ITS TOO SCARY."

GUY:"THEN TELL ME YOU LOVE ME."

GIRL:"FINE, I LOVE YOU. SLOW DOWN!"

GUY:"NOW GIVE ME A BIG HUG."

*GIRL HUGS HIM*

GUY:"CAN YOU TAKE MY HELMET OFF AND PUT IT ON? ITS BUGGING ME."

PAPER THE NEXT DAY: MOTORCYCLE CRASHED INTO A BUILDING BECAUSE OF BRAKE FAILURE. TWO PEOPLE RIDING. ONLY ONE SURVIVED.

THE TRUTH: HALFWAY DOWN THE ROAD, THE GUY REALIZED THE BRAKES WENT OUT, AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO LET THE GIRL KNOW. INSTEAD, HE HAD HER SAY SHE LOVED HIM AND FELT HER HUG HIM ONE LAST TIME, THEN HAD HER PUT ON HIS HELMET. SO THAT SHE WOULD LIVE, EVEN THOUGH IT MEANT THAT HE WOULDN'T...