If One Direction was on Hell's Kitchen
Louis: alright, listen up ladies, the Sassmasta of
Doncasta has arrived and you're all gonna cook as if your
life depended on it!
Liam: Oh my gosh Chef Ramsay, I am so
sorry that I burned the lamb, please forgive me!
Niall: I'm surrounded by food!!! Have I
gone to heaven lads?!
Harry: The stoves are making it hot in here,
take off all your clothes.
Zayn: Ooo my quiff looks even bigger in the
reflection of this pan!