There are tons of reasons why it's good that we're
not together:
1. If I ever became a superhero, my nemesis would use you against
me. I don't know if I can keep up with the endless fight of
good vs. evil if you get kidnapped every other week.
2. What if it turns out that I'm immortal and you're not?
What if I have to watch you slowly fade away, knowing that
there's nothing I can do to keep you with me?
3. I might actually be a clone of your real true love,
who will of course reappear inconveniently in our lives right
after we decide to get married or something. Sigh.
4. You might actually be my opposite-gender formerly evil
long-lost identical twin who looks nothing like me at all. And
wouldn't that be awkward?
5. I'm an amnesiac alien from a planet hell-bent on
destroying Earth; you've secretly been engaged to micronation
royalty since ou were 4; you're a time-travelling knight with
a home to return to and a duty to uphold; I can't hug the
people I love without them spontaneously de-aging...
A lot of things could go wrong, you know? So I'm totally fine
with us never becoming a couple. Just peachy. A-okay.
nmf/nmq
Mafinha · 1 decade ago
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