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20 ways to annoy your parents:

1. follow them around the house EVERYWHERE
2. moo when they say your name
3.pretend to have anmesisa
4. say everything backwards
5. run into walls
6. say wearing clothes is against your religion
7. go into their room at 4am and say "good morning sunshine"
8. snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder
9. have 20 imaginary friends and talk to them all the time
10. pluck someones hair out and scream "DNA"
11.  in public scream "no, mom i will not snorg you!"
12. talk to a pen (ex. whos such a good pen... you are)
13. switch the light button on and off  for a while and then scream "oh forget it"
14. try to climb a wall
15. hold their hand and then say "i see dead people"
16. eat your hair
17. at everything they say scream "LIAR!"
18. when your takeing a shower scream "I'M DROWNING! I'M DROWING!"
19. at night tap on their door and say "help me ahakd;ladjflhg"
20. talk to the guy on the t.v. aobut your problems
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20 ways to annoy your parents: 1. follow them around the house

33 faves · Aug 12, 2012 8:35pm

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