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Jenna Marble Quotes...fave if you love her

i don't give a flying pretzel in skittle rainbow hell what your problem is right now

do you think i give a llama skinned condom about that?

Now i'm not going to lie, but 96% of my game is that I'm f**king gorgeous, and sing like an angel sliding down a rainbow.

i want to bake your muffins

I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die we will have a ghost party and I would make you all of your favorite flavor jello shots and we would get ghost face wasted because that’s how much I love you.

I wanna see how many guys i can bang without contracting herpes" "oh wait i have herpes so jokes on everybody else

its a SIVLER UNICORN

i high-fived an airplaned!

 
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