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IF MY FRIENDS ASK WHERE YOU ARE I'M GONNA SAY:
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She dried up in the desert
Drown in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side side night club
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say goodbye
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LoveTaylorRose · 1 decade ago
I SHOWED you this song

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