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                             Me: *sees spider*

                             Me: Stay there spider!

                             Me: *keeps staring so it won't move*

                             Me: *turns head*

                             Spider: *moves away fast*

                             Spider: I'm gonna kill you when you're asleep

 

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Me: *sees spider* Me: Stay there spider! Me: *keeps staring so

7 faves · Aug 7, 2012 6:09pm

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