*me scrolling through
Facebook*
Me: B/tch
Me: Looks like a duck that's bee rolled in
cheesse puff powder.
Me:
Me: No, liking that picture will not cure that
child's cancer.
Me: Ew, why did I go out with THAT!?
Me:...................................................
Me: Awwwww he does look kinda happy....
Me:
Me:
Me: Maybe I should've stayed with him...
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: WHY WORLD!? WHY DO I MAKE THESE DECISIONS
Dog:
Me:
Dog:
*goes and gets giant bar of chocolate*
Me: Screw him, feminism for the win
Me:
Me:
Me: Why does all the girls I know have such great
bodies?
Me:....................
*puts chocolate down*
Me: B/tch whining again about her perfect life
-.-
Me: Oooooooo fittay
Me:
Me: Oh fittay is in a relationship with that piece
of sh/t
Me:
Me: I'll never get someone like that....
Me: Meh
*picks up chocolate again and goes on Witty to make quote
about my thoughts while going through Facebook*
*me scrolling through Facebook* Me: B/tch Me: Looks like a duck
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Aug 5, 2012 12:26pm
