*Going into hollister*

Me: Oohh now thats an 8 pack.
Me:
Me:
Me: Is it weird that I want to touch a posters abs?
Me: Oh my gosh I love these clothes, give me all of themm!
Me: Okay I cant buy that.. 45 dollars for a shirt? Thats ridiculous!
*Walks away from the shirt trying to be adult like*
Me: I need that shirt!!
Me:
Me: Okay I am buying it. 
Me: Sorry mom.
Me: What have they done to this song? To think I used to like it!
Me: I want everythingg!
Me: Okay I need to leave I am going to faint
Me: I am starting to get really dizzy
Me: I HATE THIS MUSIC AND THE SMELL, ITS GIVING ME A HEADACHE.
*Outside of store now*
Me: I really love that store.