Witty Profiles
Me: Hey,
Dad. Do you remember when I killed a butterfly and you said
"no butter for a week"?
Dad: Yeah?
Me: And when I killed that honeybee,
and you said "no honey for a week"?
Dad: That was last week, so what?
Me: Well, Mom just killed a cockroach.
Should I break it to her?
Dad: ....
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