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moments with friends and family #1
my sisters friend was going to a wedding with her family, but she took too long to get ready, so her father told her that they would go and she could follow them later.
after she got ready, she left the house and started walking. while she was walking, some boys started following her, and one of them asked "wheres the pretty lady going?" so she turned around hit him on his face really hard with her purse then yelled "the pretty lady is going to your funeral!!" and she turned around and ran away!!
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true story
should i make a series?




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moments with friends and family #1 my sisters friend was going

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