PARENTS SLEEPING

 You at night: 8) 

  Parents: -.-  -.-

  You: comes out of room steps on floor loudest creeking noise in world, starts walking sounds like world war 3, gets to destination and bows like they won a grammy, sits in the chair and it makes a sound tht sounds liike a dying cat

You: f**k 0.o

Parents:  -.-  -.-

You:  :D breathes of relief!

Parents: 0.0  0.0

You: im dead!!!!!! this is the end for me!