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THE BEST DANCE MOM QUOTES
MACKENZIE-  "I dont want to be on broadway. I just want to stay home and eat chips.
"Always a braidsmaid. Never a bride."
"It doesn't matter about the dance. It matters about me! Im emotional!"
"Hey Abby told me how to shake my bum bum and i shake it pretty well!"
"I just cry sometimes. Its no big deal."
"I could have gotten lost at sea!!"
"Im not putting a rat in my hair. And a snood?! Whats a snood?!"
"I wish Justin Bieber was one of the judges. Hes cute." :)
NIA- "It is one BIG spoon."
CHLOE- "Miss Abby just talks and talks. Even when were out for ice cream she talks about dance!"
VIVIANNE- "I cut my finger on my moms ring. I hope i can still dance." :)
ABBY LEE MILLER- " Everyones recplaceable!"
"Save those tears for your pillow."
CATHY FROM CANDY APPLES- "Disco ball."
"Im not talking to you today disco ball."
"Nose"
"Oh Christi, Whoville called. They want your nose back."
"The dog pound is calling."
DANCE MOM CHRISTI- "What do you call it when all the bars are on the same street?" KELLY HYLAND-" Rehab." :)
"Be gone witch! You have no powers here!"
"If i was to buy Abby a gift i would buy her a 3 month trail membership to weight watchers. It would be the gift that would keep on giving."
"And people wonder why we drink."
KELLY HYLAND- "Abby is dreaming she is naked under those feathers."
"Well im getting a boob job. Last time i tohught my husband was getting me my ring. Well this year ive decided im doing both for myself."










 

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THE BEST DANCE MOM QUOTES MACKENZIE- "I dont want to be

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