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Stranger: I dont like the UK
You: ahahahaha x]
Stranger: :S
You: :o
You: omg
Stranger: I were in prison there!!!
You: ... omg
Stranger: For rioting. I'm not a criminal
You: dan is scaring Noor
You: ohh!
Stranger: I'm Dan! Dan is not a criminal
You: okay:( im sorry:(
You: what is love?
Stranger: Dan is an adventurer :)))
Stranger: Love is when your brain stops.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Love made me leave the USA
You: omg how? Stranger: Long story, really wanna hear it?
You: yes!]
Stranger: Okay, i gotta tell you. I'm not Dan. I'm Aaron S.
Stranger: When i was 18
You: o.o
Stranger: I had a gf
You: yes
Stranger: And she actually blew my brother
You: :O
You: no
Stranger: Yep, so i did what every heart broken man did.
You: omg! nooo! love is pain, thats all
Stranger: I joindes the army, went to Afghanistan.
Stranger: Not a big deal
You: i sorry :(
Stranger: Army was too tight for me
You: o.o
Stranger: I left the army after 1 year
You: hmm,
Stranger: But i didn't wanted to go back to the USA
You: i get you -_-
Stranger: Since then, i live as a hedonist, and i travel around the world
You: wow. dude Stranger: And now i settled in ISR
You: i cant believe she did that
You: whats happening to the world?
Stranger: Actually i can thank everything to that girls
Stranger: -s
You: huh?
Stranger: My adventures for example
You: oh,  *nodding*
Stranger: Also my imprisonment in the uk
You: tbh, the only love i believe in is freindship
You: thats true, pure,
Stranger: Friendship is gold
You: i know,
Stranger: I have friends everywhere in the world
You: a relationship without freindship never works
You: awhh! omg i want to travel around the world
Stranger: Its the best thing every
Stranger: -y
You: :F  vampire
Stranger: And imagine it, for a long time, i was travelling in the eu
You: wow!
Stranger: I bought an international trainticket
You: oahh
Stranger: For a week i could travel anywhere in the eu
Stranger: And i did it the following way:
You: im talking to an explorer
You: ytes..
Stranger: I started from germany.
I partied to death Went to reach the first train Going any other country  Slept on the train
Stranger: Woke up somewhere. (Poland) Partied to death, same method than before
Stranger: Best thing ever You: :D
You: iv actually never 'partied'
Stranger: I partied around the wold
Stranger: :D
You: because im thirteen]
Stranger: I have more than half a million photos from around the world :D
You: :O
You: ive never even had a boyfreind
Stranger: I've slept with over 300 girls (Whores, girlfriends, everykind)
You: .....
Stranger: Belive me
Stranger: Life is something like what i do
You: i cant, ive never talked to anyone like that, ever
You: likeyou, iv never talked to anyone like you
Stranger: Living -somewhere- doing the samething every day. It isn't life
You: because.. YOLO
Stranger: I give you an advice: Do anything you can
You: really?
Stranger: And forget yolo. Remember Carpe Diem
You: what does that mean?
Stranger: Yolo is he carpe diem of the uneducated :)
Stranger: Carpe diem is latin
You: :O epicness]
Stranger: I gotta go, i have stuff to do. Remember Dan! :D
You: i will! bye! xxx
Stranger: Have a good life
You: *hug*
Stranger: And keep my advice ;)
You: i will x
Stranger: Ohh, and always use condom, aids sucks :D
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