So i've always wanted an animal and I decided i wanted a bunny. My mom hates animals but my dad doesnt mind.

Me: Mom would you be mad if I got a bunny?
Mom:Yes your not getting a bunny.
* A few hours later my dad gets called to work so we cant go get the bunny*
Mom: Oh sweetie I guess you and your father will have to get the bunny next weekend.
Me: WTF  you just said i couldnt get one!
Sometimes I just dont get my mom.