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Me: I think I'll clean the kitchen today.
(Kitchen tables spotless and dishes done.)
Mom:  Mattie, you never do anything, you're so lazy, why don't you clean this floor!
Me: (thinking) Cause everytime I do something you yell!

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Me: I think I'll clean the kitchen today. (Kitchen tables

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