teacher: where is your
homework?
student: ohhh written in the starss!
teacher: where is it?
student: a million miles away
teacher:*sigh*what did you write about?
student: message to the main, ohhhh
teacher: do you want to go to summer
school?
student: seasons come and go!
teacher: change your attitude!
student: but i will never change
teacher: go to the headteacher's
office!
student: i'm on my wayyyyyyyyyy!
teacher: wait...isn't that a
song?...
stu dent: (take s off earplugs)
WHAT!?