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Hey  I need help.
Spilled Pop all over my laptop and I tried everything.
I'm on my other computer.

I need a good lie to tell my mom.

Yes a lie. If she founds out I'm grounded till im 18.

So Please give me a good lie.  Please. I'm begging you.
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Hey I need help. Spilled Pop all over my laptop and I tried everything.

0 faves · 8 comments · Jun 12, 2012 1:40am

ZombieDrew

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InsertAliasHere · 1 decade ago
easy, tell her laptop screens break all the time. they have a lifespan just like anything else man made, tell her you got a virus that whiped out the hard drive program that powers your screen, something that sounds really smart and technology-ish she's old she wont know all the lingo
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ZombieDrew · 1 decade ago
Right now its open and I ahve a fan blowing on it. It just turns on but the screen wont work. All I want is that my laptop to work or a really good freaking lie
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akatsukiiprincess* · 1 decade ago
Just leave it open to dry & hope for the best cx
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ZombieDrew · 1 decade ago
No my brother was in the room when I dumped the pop on it. He will definatley rat me out if I blame it on him
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BananaPinkytoes · 1 decade ago
You puked on it? lmao

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lilschmitty09 · 1 decade ago
oh, never mind lol umm, siblings?
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lilschmitty09 · 1 decade ago
do you have a cat or dog?

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ZombieDrew · 1 decade ago
My Mom Won't believe that. My animals arent allowed upstairs in my room anyways. I'm so fuuucked.
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