-Daughter walks through the door-

Me; Um, where have you been?
Daughter; I was round a friend's house.
Me; Oh that's nice dear.
Daughter; Yeah their dads Louis and Harry are really nice 
and  apparently they used to be in a band called One
Direction or something like that...
Me;...
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Me; -runs upstairs-
Daughter; Mum? Is something wrong?
Me; Grab your coat, and text your dad to say we're going round
there to say Hello!
Daughter; But mum, what are you bringing with you?
Me; Oh nothing, just some stuff I want signed.
Daughter;...
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Daughter;...
Me; I WAS A FANGIRL, OKAY?