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fake friends-never ask for food
real friends-are the reason you have no food
fake friends-call your parents mr/mrs
real friends-call your parents mom/dad
fake friends-have never seen you cry
real friends-cry with you
fake friends-borrow your stuff and give it back after a few days
real friends-borrow your stuff for so long that they forget that its yours
fake friends-know about you...
real friends-could write your biography
fake friends-knock on the door
real friends-come straight in and say "i'm home"
fake friends-will help you up if you fall over
real friends-will jump on top of you and shout "PILE ON"
fake friends-are around for a while
real friends-are forever
fake friends-say "i love you" as a joke
real friends-say "i love you" and mean it
fake friends-will read this
real friends-will steal this

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