Me: Hey.
Girl: Hey I haven't seen you in forever
Me: Really I'm the guy who slammed his head in a locker,
ripped his pants in math class and did a tim tebow in the middle
of volley ball in gym class. 
Girl: Oh ya, does your head hurt.
Me: Nah
Girl: Did you fix your pants.
Me: Sure...
Girl: Did you know Tim Tebow was traded to the Jets. 
Me: (Thinks to self) oh no! She knows more about sports that me! 
(Me walks away slowly)
Me: (says to friend) never use that method of flirtation ever again.
Friend: It hasn't worked for 4 years what makes you think its going to work now.
Me: Tim Tebow was traded to the Jets.
Friend: F**K