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lovelivelaugh

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Member Since: 28 Sep 2011 06:40pm

Last Seen: 20 Jul 2012 09:13pm

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  1. lovelivelaugh lovelivelaugh
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    bulling hurts... uk tht saying sticks and stone may break my bones but words cant ever hurt me.. well thats wrong.. people pick on me 24/7 and i hate my self,..

  2. lovelivelaugh lovelivelaugh
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    okay im not gonna lie.. i do say
    blonde jokes but then agian i really sholdnt because im a brunette with many blonde moments!!
    <3

  3. lovelivelaugh lovelivelaugh
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    get your facebook(: outta myspace;)

  4. lovelivelaugh lovelivelaugh
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    Repost this if you love your dad. If you don't he'll die in 12 days.♥

  5. lovelivelaugh lovelivelaugh
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 7:58am UTC
    if you like, love or miss someone right now, & can't get them out of your head, then repost this, within one minute and whoever you are missing, will suprise you

  6. lovelivelaugh lovelivelaugh
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 7:58am UTC
    if you like, love or miss someone right now, & can't get them out of your head, then repost this, within one minute and whoever you are missing, will suprise you

  7. lovelivelaugh lovelivelaugh
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 7:58am UTC
    if you like, love or miss someone right now, & can't get them out of your head, then repost this, within one minute and whoever you are missing, will suprise you

  8. lovelivelaugh lovelivelaugh
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 7:58am UTC
    if you like, love or miss someone right now, & can't get them out of your head, then repost this, within one minute and whoever you are missing, will suprise you

  9. lovelivelaugh lovelivelaugh
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    Girl:
    I love you.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know everyone does!
    ... ... ... ... ...
    -Girl:
    Really?
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
    me
    anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
    each and everyday.
    - Girl:
    ......
    - Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl:
    Yeah...where?
    - Boy:
    I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    -Girl:
    Ok.
    - Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
    mintues...
    -Girl:
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy:
    Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl:
    Yeah?
    - Boy:
    I love you.
    - Girl:
    I love you too!
    - Boy:
    Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl:
    Ok bye.
    - Boy:
    Bye.
    ****************************
    2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    - Boy:
    Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy:
    Ok.
    They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
    back
    to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl:
    Why??!
    - Boy:
    Its a suprise.
    - Girl:
    What kind of suprise?
    - Boy:
    A big one.
    - Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy:
    I promise.
    - Girl:
    Ok blind fold me...
    So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy:
    Ok we're here!
    -Girl:
    Where?
    - Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl:
    What place?
    - Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl:
    Baby!...
    The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl:
    Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
    that
    same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy:
    Why are you crying?
    - Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
    that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl:
    (tears come down faster)
    - Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl:
    Get up!
    - Boy:
    Yeah?
    - Girl:
    (kisses him)
    - Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl:
    Yes.
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
    BUT!
    If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
    want it to!

  10. lovelivelaugh lovelivelaugh
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Your comment has been added.
    #4677738
    Girl: Slow down, Im scared.
    Guy: No, this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
    ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
    Girl : *hugs him*
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
    Girl: Alright, now slow down
    Guy: I love you babe.
    (in the paper the next day:(
    A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two
    people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
    The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
    brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had
    her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her
    wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he
    would die.
    If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your
    life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow
    will be the best day of your life..
    However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have
    bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life

  11. lovelivelaugh lovelivelaugh
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    like if you love your mom. re-post or she will die at 11
    I hate when people do these things. But I don't want to loose my mom so I;m reposting. THIS WAS NOT MINE

  12. lovelivelaugh lovelivelaugh
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN
    TO HIMSELF HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND A COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE
    GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AN SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.
    .. . THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER' HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS'? THE TEACHER REPLIED: 'HE NEVER DID'.
    THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID. THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH,
    TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. 66% OF YOU WON'T POST THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS:
    'DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER'

  13. lovelivelaugh lovelivelaugh
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    Flirty Quotes
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    C • A • P • R • I • C • O • R • N: The Best in Bed
    Loves being in long relationships, Great talker, Always Love to bust, Nice, Sassy, Intelligent, SEXY, Predict future, Irresistible, AWESOME KISSER, gets what he or she wants, BY FAR the BEST in BED, Very sexy, Coolest, Extremely fun, Loves to joke, Loves to be your first, So you'll never forget, Smart && 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
    MEEEE!!

  14. lovelivelaugh lovelivelaugh
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  15. lovelivelaugh lovelivelaugh
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    90% of people marry their 7th - 12th grade love. ♥ Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.

:)

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