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I get it, okay?
She's gorgeous, and funny, and skinny, and smart, and had funny voices, and has pretty clothes, and does normal things.
But me? I'm ugly, and stupid, and weird, and awkward, and horrible, and fat, and I have sh*tty looking clothes, and do weirdly stupid things.
So, I completely, honestly understand why you would choose her over me.
But just do me a favor, please?
Stop looking at me. Stop smiling at me. Stop talking to me.
Stop leading me on. Stop- Just stop.
Just admit you like her.
Because I just can't handle all of this, on top of everything else.