Today In The Locker Room
I was looking in the mirror, fixing my hair,
When a girl said to me, "I don't know why you do that. You obviously can't get any uglier."
So in that moment, I turned around and threw a pair of my clean panties at her face and they landed in her lap.
Grossed out, she asked me what I was trying to accomplish doing that.
And I said,
"I Thought if you didn't like my face,
You'd like my panties instead."