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Touch my hair; I'll smack your hand away
(unless you're cute)

Touch my arm; I'll give you a weird look.

Smack my butt and I'll give you the Jenna Marbles face.

Pit a finger on my bed and bye bye you go.

BUT OH MY GOSH TOUCH MY FOOD AND YOU'RE COMPLETELY DEAD

 
 
 
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✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯ Touch my hair; I'll smack

101 faves · Apr 18, 2012 10:31pm

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