Legit convo

Stranger: you should try popcorn with mushroom sauce :D

Stranger: yummy

You: I shall sometimes in the near future

You: you wanna know a way to get kicked out of walmart?

Stranger: tell me :D

Stranger: i've know of the 333 ways to get kicked out of walmart.

You: when the person comes on the intercom, throw yourself on the ground and shout "THE VOICES!!!! THEY'RE BACK!!!!"

Stranger: ohh that's good

You: did you know that you can bite off your finger as easily as you can bite off a carrot but your brain is like "NO! DON'T EAT YOUR FINGER!!!"