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Pull up a chair, sit on the floor
I'll tell you a story you've heard before:
One bright day, in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Pulled out their swords and shot each other
Luckily, the deaf police man heard the noise
&& saved the lives of the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too
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Pull up a chair, sit on the floor I'll tell you a story you've

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