Me: Can
I have your babies?
One Direction:
What?
Me: Can
I have your autograph?
One Direction:
Oh, it sounded like something else..
Me: What
did you think I said?
One Direction:
Can you have my babies
Me: Well,
if you're offering. Sure.
One Direction:
But I wasn't-
Me: Yolo.
Now off with your clothes.
