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sooo today i almost died... choking on a goldfish...cuz i swore to god i made eye contact with Niall Horan... then I realized that I was watching SNL.. first I was disappointed but then i realized that if he actually was there he would have seen me,made eye contact, then watched me fall over, burn my self with a flat iron and choke on a goldfish for like 10 minutes...then i was relieved....
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sooo today i almost died... choking on a goldfish...cuz i swore

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