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10 Years from now.




 Kid: Dad, how did you meet my mom?

Harry: Well...

Kid: Please please!

Harry: She sneaked out in our tour bus.

Me: Naked.

Kid: ...

Harry: And she was holding a cat.

Kid: ...
Harry: I couldn't help...

Me: Then boom! Pregnant!

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10 Years from now. Kid: Dad, how did you meet my mom? Harry:

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