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ME: The Hunger Games was very interesting.
MY FRIEND: Why was it so interesting?
ME: Because of when the Mutt jumped out.
MY FRIEND: Why? What happened?
ME: It jumped out and scared everyone in the theater.
MY FRIEND: Did you jump?
ME: Yes and I saw a few people get up to use the bathroom after the scene.

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