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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but man that was fun

FAKE FRIENDS: Has never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

Fake Friends - Will help you up when you fall over.

Real Friends - Will jump on top a you n shout "pile on".

Fake Friends - Never seen you cry.
Real Friends - Cry with you.

Fake Friends - Are for a while.
Real Friends - Are for life.

Fake Friends - Will read this.
♥Real Friends - Will steal this, just like I did!

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nmq but this is deffinately me and my fake friends
&& me and my REAL Friends<3

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons

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