Being a teenage girl means:

Looking as hot as hell just to walk the dog, listening to your

ipod while you dance in your underwear, randomly singing

your favoriite song, sleeping untill 2pm, giving makeovers

to all of your friends, tanning on the roof, waving to people

out of the sun roof of your car, buying jewlery you will never

wear from claire's, saying girly words like omg & whatever

all the time, wearing short skirts, pushing your best friend

into the pool, screaming "your hot!!" out of the car window

to a boy, taking pictures with all of your friends, jumping on

your bed while talking on the phone, staying up all night just

to regret it the next day, stalking a hot guy at the mall, taking

a story and turning it into a huge scene.