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For all those men who say,

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free"
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 8O% of women 
are against marriage, why?
Because women realize 
it's not worth buying an entire pig.
Just to get a little sausage.



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For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can

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