Texting the guy I like:
     
    Me: (-__-) So are you still going out with Brittany?

    Him: Nah, we broke up last night.

    Me:   

(>^-^)>  ^(^-^)^ <(^-^<) (<*_*<) <(^-^<) <(^-^)> (>^-^)>≧◠◡◠≦(¬‿¬)（‐＾▽＾‐）♪┏(・o･)┛♪┗ ( ･o･) ┓
♪┗ (･o･ ) ┓♪┏(･o･)┛♪(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) <('o'<) ^( '-' )^ (>‘o’)> (●*∩_∩*●)(*^ -^*)

12 SECONDS LATER:

    Me: Oh I'm so sorry about your break up. Don't worry, you'll find someone else!