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*car pulls up*
Stranger in car: Hey! Want to jump in? I have lots of candy!
Me: DO YOU HAVE TWIZZLERS!!!!!!!
Stranger in car: Yes! Lots!
Me: EW! I hate twizzlers!
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*car pulls up* Stranger in car: Hey! Want to jump in? I have

3 faves · 1 comments · Feb 27, 2012 6:07pm

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