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Whenever I get bitten by my babby my arm turns red and starts shaking?

Whenever I get bitten by my babby my arm turns red and starts shaking. Help plz.

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Ma'am, that's not a baby. That's a zombie. Please read this next part extremely carefully. It may just save your life. First of all, as hard as it may be, you must separate yourself and anyone you love from that baby. When -- no, if we find a cure, we'll come back for her, but right now, the priority is saving the entire human race. Once you have quarentined the child, you'll need to take care of the arm that was bitten. Tie a tourniquet around you're upper arm. Then, have someone grab an axe and server the arm just below the tourniquet. I know this may seem extreme, but the other choicie is becoming one of the undead. Finally, secure your house, ration your food and water... and start praying

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ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle · 1 decade ago
I don't know WHY the person spelled baby like babby... obviously they're too young to have had a baby if they can't even spell baby.
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ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle · 1 decade ago
When I saw nmq at the bottom I mean that I actually found this and I'm not making it up :)
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