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10 things not to say to your boyfriend:
1. Will you hold my purse?
2. I'm pregnant... Just kidding!
3. My last boyfriend was a little bigger...
4. I betcha I coulf fart louder than you!
5. Do you think these cold sores could be something serious?
6. I've been thinking a lot about entering the convent.
7. I tell my mom EVERYTHING!
8. I bet I've been with more guys than you have girls.
9. Stop hanging out with your friends and spend MORE time with me!
10. Will you go to the store and get me some pads?

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10 things not to say to your boyfriend: 1. Will you hold my purse?

6 faves · Feb 17, 2012 12:09am

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