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One day a girl was sitting on the couch
Suddenly she hears a knock at the door
She looks out the peep hole and sees a man holding a gun and wearing a mask
She opens the door and asks who he is
He holds the gun up to her head and says "Give me all of your possessions"
She says ok and hands him a card
"What's this" he says
She replies "Its a buissness card for my theripist. Give her a call before I kick your butt"
With that she slams the door on his face


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