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Best convo. EVER!!!

Liam: You have big hands.
Me: Yeah and they are softer than yours.
Liam: No they are not
Me: Okay steve whos hands are softer.
Me: *hands hand to steve*
Steve: Okay now liam now give lme your hand.
Liam: No that is gross.
Steve: Give me your hand little boy, and come in to my van and you can have some candy!!
Liam: Okay baby.

True Story