LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER.
a memory was
something you lost with age.
an application was for employment.
a program was a television show.
a cursor used profanity.
a keyboard was a piano.
a web was a spider's home.
a virus was the flu.
a hard drive was a long trip on the road.
and if you had a 3 inch floppy,
....well you just
wished nobody found out.
