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1 decade ago
IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google and told we must clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. When you see an inappropriate quote or comment click "report" so it can be reviewed and removed. A good rule of thumb to determine if something is inappropriate is if you'd be happy if your grandmother or grandfather read it. So far you've all done a great job reporting bad quotes and comments, but we need to do it every day to keep Witty Profiles online. Thank you!
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Quote # 4887536 was added by bales2018 to funny on 13 Jan 2012 at 2:56pm
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Girl:
I love you.
- Boy:
Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
- Girl:
Oh...but am I only your friend?
- Boy:
No...you're my girlfriend...why?
- Girl:
So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
- Boy:
Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
me
anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
each and everyday.
- Girl:
......
- Boy:
So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
- Girl:
Yeah...where?
- Boy:
I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
-Girl:
Ok.
- Boy:
Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
- Girl:
Ok. What time do you get off?
- Boy:
In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
mintues...
-Girl:
hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
- Boy:
One of my co-workers called in sick.
- Girl:
Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
- Boy:
Yeah! and babe?
- Girl:
Yeah?
- Boy:
I love you.
- Girl:
I love you too!
- Boy:
Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
- Girl:
Ok bye.
- Boy:
Bye.
****************************
2 hours later...
The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
- Girl:
Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
- Boy:
Wassup...you ready?
- Girl:
Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
- Boy:
Ok.
They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
back
to the car but before she got into the car...
- Boy:
Wait! Can I blind fold you?
- Girl:
Why??!
- Boy:
Its a suprise.
- Girl:
What kind of suprise?
- Boy:
A big one.
- Girl:
Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
- Boy:
I promise.
- Girl:
Ok blind fold me...
So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
- Boy:
Ok we're here!
-Girl:
Where?
- Boy:
Wait let me walk you to the place!
- Girl:
What place?
- Boy:
Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
- Girl:
Baby!...
The boy walks her to the place.
- Boy:
Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
- Girl:
Where are we?
He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
that
same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
- Girl:
Omg...(tears come down)
- Boy:
Why are you crying?
- Girl:
This is where you first asked me out...
- Boy:
What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
- Girl:
(tears come down faster)
- Boy:
I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
- Girl:
Get up!
- Boy:
Yeah?
- Girl:
(kisses him)
- Boy:
Is that a yes or a no?
- Girl:
Yes.
If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
BUT!
If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
want it to!
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feliciacute · 1 decade ago
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IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google and told we must clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. When you see an inappropriate quote or comment click "report" so it can be reviewed and removed. A good rule of thumb to determine if something is inappropriate is if you'd be happy if your grandmother or grandfather read it. So far you've all done a great job reporting bad quotes and comments, but we need to do it every day to keep Witty Profiles online. Thank you!
Quotes by People You Follow
forget YOU woman YOU ARE A WITH A DICK rascal stuff DOUSH BAG...............haha i love how I treat my ex's
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Quote # 4887536 was added by bales2018 to funny on 13 Jan 2012 at 2:56pm
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Girl:
I love you.
- Boy:
Yeah I know everyone does!
... ... ... ... ...
-Girl:
Really?
- Boy:
Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
- Girl:
Oh...but am I only your friend?
- Boy:
No...you're my girlfriend...why?
- Girl:
So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
- Boy:
Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
me
anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
each and everyday.
- Girl:
......
- Boy:
So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
- Girl:
Yeah...where?
- Boy:
I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
-Girl:
Ok.
- Boy:
Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
- Girl:
Ok. What time do you get off?
- Boy:
In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
mintues...
-Girl:
hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
- Boy:
One of my co-workers called in sick.
- Girl:
Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
- Boy:
Yeah! and babe?
- Girl:
Yeah?
- Boy:
I love you.
- Girl:
I love you too!
- Boy:
Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
- Girl:
Ok bye.
- Boy:
Bye.
****************************
2 hours later...
The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
- Girl:
Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
- Boy:
Wassup...you ready?
- Girl:
Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
- Boy:
Ok.
They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
back
to the car but before she got into the car...
- Boy:
Wait! Can I blind fold you?
- Girl:
Why??!
- Boy:
Its a suprise.
- Girl:
What kind of suprise?
- Boy:
A big one.
- Girl:
Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
- Boy:
I promise.
- Girl:
Ok blind fold me...
So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
- Boy:
Ok we're here!
-Girl:
Where?
- Boy:
Wait let me walk you to the place!
- Girl:
What place?
- Boy:
Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
- Girl:
Baby!...
The boy walks her to the place.
- Boy:
Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
- Girl:
Where are we?
He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
that
same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
- Girl:
Omg...(tears come down)
- Boy:
Why are you crying?
- Girl:
This is where you first asked me out...
- Boy:
What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
- Girl:
(tears come down faster)
- Boy:
I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
- Girl:
Get up!
- Boy:
Yeah?
- Girl:
(kisses him)
- Boy:
Is that a yes or a no?
- Girl:
Yes.
If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
BUT!
If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
want it to!
You have 3 mintues to repost this