Mom;                                                                             You;

Im gonna go out

Ok
*YES!*

I want you in bed by 9

Ok
*Psh! NO! what am i? 8? no, im in highschool,
imma stay up until you get home and pretend to be asleep*

Im gonna go take a shower then get ready

Ok
*HURRY UP SO YOU CAN LEAVE!*

<mom is sitting in her room after her shower on the
phone and its 7:30>

*LEAVE! I WANNA VIDEO CHAT! LEAVEEEEEE!*

<Talking about beer pong>

*no, your, what, 46? no*

<Still talking on phone and its 8>

*HURRY UP! YOU SAID YOU HAD A LIFE!
A PHONE ISNT A LIFE! LEAVE!!!! WAIT,
THAT MEANS I DONT HAVE A LIFE...
OOPS, WHATEVER, LEAVEEE!!!!!!!!!*