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Wife:Honey, why are you cutting the lawn with nail clippers?

Husband: I GOT THIS!!!!!

Wife: Honey, why are you putting out a fire with an eye dropper?

Husband: I GOT THIS!!!!!

Ohh husband your dumb.

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Wife:Honey, why are you cutting the lawn with nail clippers?

0 faves · Jan 8, 2012 7:28pm

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