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Wife:Honey, why are you cutting the lawn with nail clippers?
Husband: I GOT THIS!!!!!
Wife: Honey, why are you putting out a fire with an eye dropper?
Husband: I GOT THIS!!!!!
Ohh husband your dumb.
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Wife:Honey, why are you cutting the lawn with nail clippers?
0 faves · Jan 8, 2012 7:28pm
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