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AMERICAN SOICITY
1. if our pants our falling we pull our shirts over
2.bys jersys every year
3.everey morning befor work we stop at a fast food place for breakfast
4.when cops say"FREEZ YOUR SOURNDED" we still run away
5. we make new yours resloution to lose weight we just give up with only 5pounds lost
6. reach into a a chip bag and say its their last one more than less than 5 seconds later there eatng a nother one
7. THE WORLD IS NOT GOING TO END its just the end of the MYAN clander
AND EVERY GIRL THINKS THAT THERE IS A PRINCE CHARMING!!!
8. we care more a bout bingo
9. rather go to work than spend time with their familes 
10. care more about drugs than kids


FALLOW ME!!!! 

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AMERICAN SOICITY 1. if our pants our falling we pull our shirts

6 faves · 2 comments · Jan 8, 2012 10:14am

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HappyDaisy · 1 decade ago
11. Horrible spelling it's really no surprise the rest of the world thinks we're idiots
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solocupcake · 1 decade ago
yay first comment!!! this is too true
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