Dear dad,
I am sorry I'm not perfect.
I'm sorry I'm not a straight A student like my 'angel' of a brother.
I'm sorry I'm not as inhumanly talented as my perfect brother.
I'm sorry I like to sing in the shower, loudly. after 14 years, i thought you might've known that.
I'm sorry sometimes I break things by accident.
I'm so sorry that I am doing the one thing everyone is telling me to do,
BE MYSELF.
So sorry I was born, but just remember, it was your fault.