9   things   I   h a t e   a b o u t   e v e r yone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time. I know where my watch is, pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask for the toliet? 

2. People who are willing to get off their butts and search an entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change it manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Dang right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "It's always the last place you look" Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?!" No, loser, I paid 12 dollars to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" ... Didn't give me a choice their, now did ya sunshine?

7. When something is "New and Improved!" Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, it couldn't be new. 


8. When people say "Life is short." What the heck?! Life is the longest dang thing anybody ever does! What can you do thats longer?! 

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came... would I be standing here?