Not to brag, but
it's the middle of winter, so naturally it's snowing in some states.
But here in golden California, WAY on the west coast, we have a heat wave. I mean, the nights are so warm I leave my window wide open and sleep with shorts and I still wake up sweating. At school I'm about to melt in a puddle. And so I think, "Yeah, this is plain old Californian weather, it's like this all year." But then I remember it's the start of January. So, I'd just like to finish this with a

HA HA! IN YOUR FACE!