Dear Men,
       You really think women wear make-up and fancy clothes to impress you? No. We do all this... to out do other girls. The girls who want to impress you, those are the girls wearing short shorts and belly shirts, if any clothes at all. Just thought I'd be the kind soul to inform you, so don't flatter yourself. Oh, by the way... those slutty girls, yeah they're easy to get two seconds of fun, but think how loose they are? You're so gross!

Sincerly,
The real women :)