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Child: Mummy, I can't get to sleep!

Mum: Okay, I will sing you a lullaby, passed down through many generations.

Child: Uh.. okay then.

Mum: Party Rockers in the house tonight!! Everybody just have a good time, we gonna make you looose your mind, we just wanna see ya,
SHAKE THAT!
Child: What The .. o_O

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